Just Bein' Blunt | F L W R

$25.00

Comfort Colors - Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Pocket T-Shirt

6.1 oz., 100% ring spun cotton

Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem

Single color printed on front & back

Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP

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Pale Green Fog | F L W R

$25.00

Comfort Colors - Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Pocket T-Shirt

6.1 oz., 100% ring spun cotton

Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem

Single color printed on front & back

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Sunny Haze | F L W R

$25.00

Comfort Colors - Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Pocket T-Shirt

6.1 oz., 100% ring spun cotton

Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem

Single color printed on front & back

Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP

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HHP Work Beanie | Tan

SG-17005-12

$15.00

One Size Fits All Woven Cuff Beanie

Custom Woven HHP Label

Worn & Tested by the Scoundrels at HHP

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Death Moth Beanie

SG-17005-13

$15.00

One Size Fits All Woven Cuff Beanie

Custom Embroidered HZRD Patch

Worn & Tested by the Scoundrels at HHP

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HHP Work Beanie | Slate

SG-17005-11

$15.00

One Size Fits All Woven Cuff Beanie

Custom Woven HHP Label

Worn & Tested by the Scoundrels at HHP

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Green Lights | F L W R

$30.00

Comfort Colors - Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Pocket T-Shirt

6.1 oz., 100% ring spun cotton

Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem

Single color printed on front & back

Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP

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Blue Dream | F L W R

$30.00

Comfort Colors - Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Pocket T-Shirt

6.1 oz., 100% ring spun cotton

Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem

Single color printed on front & back

Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP

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6 Days on the Road Tee

$25.00

We got our diesel wound up and she's a runnin' like a never before. Commemorate six crazy days of HZRD AP's with this limited run shirt.

6.1 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton
Single color printed on front & back
Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP
Open Edition - Expect Shirts in 2-3 weeks
Ready to tie-dye!
Only on sale until Saturday, July 24th!

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Fight Sleep Youth Tee

$18.00

Bella + Canvas Unisex Youth Triblend Tee
Charcoal Black Triblend
3.8 oz. Unisex Sizing
50/25/25 Polyester/Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Rayon
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Size Comparison: S(6/8) - M(10/12) - L(14/16)
See Specific Detials on Sizing Chart

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Midwest Best Tee - Grey

15032-0

$20.00

We're proud of where we grew up and where our business is planted! Get out there and show some love for the Land of Lincoln or the Windy City in style.

Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Charcoal Dark Grey
4.2 oz. 52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing

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Never Stop Creating Tee

16046-0

$20.00

DIY or DIE! Some people are just programmed to make it themselves and throw the instructions to the wind.

Bella + Canvas Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee
Heather Cardinal Triblend
Fabric Laundered 3.8 oz.
50/25/25 Polyester/Combed Ringspun Cotton/Rayon
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Unisex Sizing

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Drink Local, Drink Often Tee

SG-010-1

$20.00

Bella + Canvas Unisex Tri-Blend Jersey Tee

3.8oz Heather Steel Blue

50/25/25 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Poly/Rayon

HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit

Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping

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Grown Ass Adult | HZRD Apparel

$25.00

"Wanna be an artist? Good luck, kid. They just don't pay artists these days. How about you go get a real job."

6.5 oz., Relaxed Fit (Runs True to Size), 100% ring spun cotton on AsColour 5026 Tee Shirts

Single color printed on front & back

Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP
Very Limited Edition: Only 25 Shirts Printed

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Mental Block | HZRD Apparel

$25.00

Writer's Block. Mental Block. Hours staring endlessly at a blank page, hoping for something good to come out. Deadlines. More deadlines. The creative well is dry. What do you do? Throw on one of these shirts and go take a walk. Maybe go live in the forest for the next 30 years. Throw your phone into the river and RUN out of this capitalist hellscape that drains your creativity for money. But buy this shirt first, please.

6.5 oz., Relaxed Fit (Runs True to Size), 100% ring spun cotton on AsColour 5026 Tee Shirts

Single color printed on front & back

Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP

Very Limited Edition: Only 25 Shirts Printed Per Color

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