We love academia here at Half Hazard Press... We did...uh...fine in college, but nothing beats the school of hard knocks. If you want all your fancy Ivy League friends to know that you majored in scoundrelly, The Collegiate is for you.
2 Color Front / 2 Color Back
Hand Printed by Scoundrels
Printed on Gildan 18500 Heavy Weight Cotton Hoodies
The Collegiate | Hoodie | Burgundy
Regular price
$45.00
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We love academia here at Half Hazard Press... We did...uh...fine in college, but nothing beats the school of hard knocks. If you want all your fancy Ivy League friends to know that you majored in scoundrelly, The Collegiate is for you.
2 Color Front / 2 Color Back
Hand Printed by Scoundrels
Art by Half Hazard Press
Printed on Gildan 18500 Heavy Weight Cotton Hoodies
Limited Edition 1st printing
The Collegiate | T-Shirt | Blue
Regular price
$30.00
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We love academia here at Half Hazard Press... We did...uh...fine in college, but nothing beats the school of hard knocks. If you want all your fancy Ivy League friends to know that you majored in scoundrelly, The Collegiate is for you.
2 Color Front / 2 Color Back
Hand Printed by Scoundrels
Art by Half Hazard Press
Printed on Next Level 6210 Cotton/Poly Blend Tees (4.1oz)
Limited Edition 1st printing
The Collegiate | T-Shirt | Burgundy
Regular price
$30.00
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We love academia here at Half Hazard Press... We did...uh...fine in college, but nothing beats the school of hard knocks. If you want all your fancy Ivy League friends to know that you majored in scoundrelly, The Collegiate is for you.
2 Color Front / 2 Color Back
Hand Printed by Scoundrels
Art by Half Hazard Press
Printed on Next Level 6210 Cotton/Poly Blend Tees (4.1oz)
Limited Edition 1st printing
Nine Lives T-Shirt
Regular price
$20.00
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"Lady Luck's cat ran away. That cat crossed our path many years ago. Nothing has gone quite right since. But, hey, we're still here."
4.5oz oz., Standard Fit (Runs True to Size)
Single color printed front & three color back
Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP
Grown Ass Adult | Pistachio
Regular price
$25.00
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"Wanna be an artist? Good luck, kid. They just don't pay artists these days. How about you go get a real job."
6.5 oz., Relaxed Fit (Runs True to Size), 100% ring spun cotton on AsColour 5026 Tee Shirts
Single color printed on front & back
Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP
Very Limited Edition: Only 25 Shirts Printed
Mental Block | Maroon
Regular price
$25.00
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Writer's Block. Mental Block. Hours staring endlessly at a blank page, hoping for something good to come out. Deadlines. More deadlines. The creative well is dry. What do you do? Throw on one of these shirts and go take a walk. Maybe go live in the forest for the next 30 years. Throw your phone into the river and RUN out of this capitalist hellscape that drains your creativity for money. But buy this shirt first, please.
6.5 oz., Relaxed Fit (Runs True to Size), 100% ring spun cotton on AsColour 5026 Tee Shirts
Single color printed on front & back
Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP
Mental Block | Yellow
Regular price
$25.00
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Writer's Block. Mental Block. Hours staring endlessly at a blank page, hoping for something good to come out. Deadlines. More deadlines. The creative well is dry. What do you do? Throw on one of these shirts and go take a walk. Maybe go live in the forest for the next 30 years. Throw your phone into the river and RUN out of this capitalist hellscape that drains your creativity for money. But buy this shirt first, please.
6.5 oz., Relaxed Fit (Runs True to Size), 100% ring spun cotton on AsColour 5026 Tee Shirts
Single color printed on front & back
Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP
Grown Ass Adult | Storm
Regular price
$25.00
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"Wanna be an artist? Good luck, kid. They just don't pay artists these days. How about you go get a real job."
6.5 oz., Relaxed Fit (Runs True to Size), 100% ring spun cotton on AsColour 5026 Tee Shirts
Single-needle left chest pocket with double-needle hem
Single color printed on front & back
Designed & printed by the scoundrels at HHP
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis.
Death Moth Beanie
Regular price
$15.00
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One Size Fits All Woven Cuff Beanie
Custom Embroidered HZRD Patch
Worn & Tested by the Scoundrels at HHP
Any requests for multiples or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis.
HHP Work Beanie | Slate
Regular price
$15.00
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One Size Fits All Woven Cuff Beanie
Custom Woven HHP Label
Worn & Tested by the Scoundrels at HHP
Any requests for multiples or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis.
HHP Work Beanie | Tan
Regular price
$15.00
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One Size Fits All Woven Cuff Beanie
Custom Woven HHP Label
Worn & Tested by the Scoundrels at HHP
Any requests for multiples or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis.
Dark Master Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Black
4.2 oz. 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Good Vibes Slouchy Tee - Grey
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Womens Slouchy Triblend Tee
Multi-Color Speckled Heather Grey
Fabric Laundered 4.0 oz.
50/25/25 Polyester/Combed Ringspun Cotton/Rayon
Subtle Curved Bottom Hem
Wide Scoop-Neck Line
Relaxed, Slouchy Fit
Bloomington Local Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Slate Blue
4.2 oz. 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
All For Beer Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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We're big supporters of local business and even more the great, grand world of beer. No matter the region or the brewery, show your support for your fellow brewmasters anywhere you may wander.
Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Charcoal Dark Grey
4.2 oz. 52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Fate & Fury Bomber
Regular price
$20.00
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Sometimes when it rains, it pours. Other times it's like hell fire from above. Join the HZRD ranks and tell fate "Good Riddance" with this marine corp. style tee, inspired by vintage military bomber jackets.
Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Military Olive
4.2 oz. 60/40 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Midwest Best Tee - Navy
Regular price
$20.00
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Bears edition! We're proud of where we grew up and where our business is planted! Get out there and show some love for the Land of Lincoln or the Windy City in style.
We're proud of where we grew up and where our business is planted! Get out there and show some love for the Land of Lincoln or the Windy City in style.
Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Charcoal Dark Grey
4.2 oz. 52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Make It With Your Hands Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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There are those who consume and those who make... and then there are those DIY lifers that see everything and say "I'm pretty sure I can figure that out myself. Let's go for it!"
Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Grey
4.2 oz. 52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Never Stop Creating Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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DIY or DIE! Some people are just programmed to make it themselves and throw the instructions to the wind.
Bella + Canvas Unisex Triblend Short Sleeve Tee
Heather Cardinal Triblend
Fabric Laundered 3.8 oz.
50/25/25 Polyester/Combed Ringspun Cotton/Rayon
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Unisex Sizing
I Voted For Beer Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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If you were on the fence this election season, we offer the perfect solution for you. Beer is a candidate we can all believe in and will always follow through on it's promise for results.
Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Solid Vintage Navy
4.2 oz. 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Shop Cat Tee - Stone
Regular price
$22.00
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Made as a beautiful tribute to "Precious" who is the original HHP shop cat from our first basement studio back in 2014... and because we like cats, and you like cats.
Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Stone
4.2 oz. 52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Year 1 Anniversary Tee
Regular price
$10.00
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Our Limited Edition "ONE" Anniversary tee commemorates our first year slingin' apparel in the historic downtown block of our hometown Bloomington, IL. Cheers!
* Note: These will not reprinted after sizes sell out! *
Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Solid Vintage Black
4.2 oz. 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Nope Knucks Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Black
4.2 oz. 60/40 Blend Combed Poly / Cotton
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Sacred Rose Tank
Regular price
$25.00
Sale price
$15.00
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Skulls are sort of our thing and for all you other dark souls out there we've finally got some super soft tanks to help keep you cool this summer.
American Apparel Fine Jersey Tank
Solid Black w/ White Trim
4.3 oz. 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
Side Seams, Retail Fit
1" Double-Needle Bottom Hem
Unisex Sizing
Normal Local Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Heather Clay Red
4.2 oz. 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
Side Seams, Retail Fit
Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Unisex Sizing
Fight Sleep Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex CVC Blend Jersey Tee
4.2oz Heather Charcoal Dark Grey
52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
Blood, Sweat & Tears Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex CVC Blend Jersey Tee
4.2oz Heather Charcoal Dark Grey
52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
Drink Local, Drink Often Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex Tri-Blend Jersey Tee
3.8oz Heather Steel Blue
50/25/25 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Poly/Rayon
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
Born A Scoundrel Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex CVC Blend Jersey Tee
4.2oz Heather Black
90/10 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
Working Class Plumber Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey Pocket Tee
4.2oz Solid Navy
100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
HZRD Pro Tee - Green
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex Jersey Tee
4.2oz Solid Forest Green
100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
HZRD Pro Tee - Brown
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella + Canvas Unisex CVC Blend Jersey Tee
4.2oz Heather Brown
52/48 Combed & Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
Ferryman Glow-Spatter Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Black w/ Glow in the Dark Ink Spatter
5.3oz 100% Combed & Pre-shrunk Cotton
Double-Stitched, White Contrast Seams
Glow Charges 7-8mins. in UV & Direct Sunlight
Unisex Sizing // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>
Half Hazard Crew Tee
Regular price
$20.00
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Bella+Canvas Unisex Short Sleeve Jersey Tee
Solid Vintage Black
4.2oz 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
HZRD Tag Printed Inside Collar // Retail Fit
Side Seams // Shoulder to Shoulder Taping
Any requests for size replacements or questions can be sent using the dropdown below and are considered on a per case basis. – Shipping Info Here >>